MY GOOD MEN! The beards have come! Care for them with beard shampoo & conditioner containing my best beard oil! I declare your beard will look like a rabid mongoose no longer!
I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION GOODMAN. Do you tire of owning 47 different types of beard balm, beard shaper and beard conditioner? Well, I have a solution better than that Trojan horse idea.
YOU MAY OWN A BEARD BRUSH, BEARD COMB, BEARD CREAM AND BEARD TRIMMER. These will give semblance of taming your hairy holiness, but I do declare Polished Gentleman will give perfection!
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I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU ABOUT FACIAL HAIR GROWTH! Tea tree! Rosemary! Biotin! Aloe! Argan Oil! Peppermint Oil! Manuka Honey Eucalyptus! I rest my case goodman!
Got the shampoo and conditioner as a gift last year and I haven't stopped using it since!
Great product.. HOWEVER, wish you would sell the 16oz conditioner by itself. I dont use the shampoo but I have to buy the set in order to get the conditioner in 16oz. I have a 14 inch beard... I need the 16oz size. Just dont need the shampoo. So I have five unopened bottles of the shampoo that will unfortunately go to waste. Wish you guys sold 16oz conditioner only